Broken english spoken perfectly

Udrag fra boka:
"In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself."

Flere utdrag:
http://www.gloge.com/jokeengl.html