No more cold canvases!

I'm in opposition of the Fridge Art Movement!

Yes, you read that right.
In a world where everyone seems to be joining movements, subcultures, micro-trends and aesthetic ideologies, I have found my cause:

I proudly declare myself an opponent of the Fridge Art Movement.

My friend recently started painting on old refrigerators — huge, humming, steel canvases that used to store milk and uncomfortable leftovers. Apparently, this is now “art.” Fine. I support creativity. I support expression. I even support recycling. But then I realized something terrifying:

These fridges are multiplying.

Suddenly every corner of the workshop looked like a frozen graveyard of postmodernism. Brushstrokes everywhere. Abstract fruit patterns. A surrealist cow looking disappointed in me. And worst of all: people loved it.

So I did what any reasonable person would do —
I started a counter-movement.

Yes. A courageous stand.
A rebellion against chilled expressionism.
A resistance against compressor-powered canvases.

Call me the Anti-Fridge Artist.
The Coolness Dissenter.
The Defroster of Culture.

While my friend is out there spreading the gospel of “appliance-based creativity,” I’m fighting back with words, passion, and a firm belief that not everything needs to be turned into a surface for acrylic paint.

I respect the craft.
I love the enthusiasm.
But I choose a different path — a warm, unplugged, fridge-free artistic existence.

Who will join me?

Will you stand with the Fridge Art Movement…
or with the brave few who dare to say:

“No more cold canvases!”